Tuesday 10 January 2012

Today I don't feel like doing anything:Day 10

This poem is shamelessly stolen from that great poet of our time  Bruno Mars


Today I don't feel like doing anything,
I just want to lay on my bed.
Don't feel like picking up my legs,
To run a mile and back again.
'Cause today I just am not doing anything.

BUT...
I laced my shoes up and pulled on some dri fit, turned on my garmin, and waited for a signal. Nobody's gonna tell me I'm slack.


I jogged down the road looking cool in my pink Ron Hill,
Waiting for my garmin to find a %^&**&*  strong signal,
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't!

Oh yes, I ran it, I ran, I ran it 'cause I can.


Today I didn't like feel running anything,
I just wanted to sit and eat cake.
Didn't feel like picking up my bones, even moving made me groan.
But I went for a run just because it's part of the janathon promise fun
Yeah, I went for a run.



JOKEATHON: Where do you go to the toilet in a cheese festival? In the Port Salut 

DISCLAIMER: Please accept my sincere apologies for the downward spiral of my blogs and also my jokes, you can all rest assured it could be worse, I could be including snippets of my undergraduate dissertation/philosophy essay, that I am currently writing. Any complaints please, keep them to yourself! xx


MILES: 2
Total miles: 34
Posted by at

8 comments:

  1. Bad Wabbit10 January 2012 at 07:58

    Whenever I hear Bruno Mars come on the radio I want to scratch my ears off!

    Good joke BTW! x

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous10 January 2012 at 08:18

    Joke? What joke? Gosh, that cake looks good...

    ReplyDelete
  3. Natalie Bowers10 January 2012 at 10:31

    Mmm ... cake ...

    ReplyDelete
  4. lottabottle210 January 2012 at 10:54

    top blog :)

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous10 January 2012 at 12:45

    Your jokes are so great! Must have pulled a lot of crackers over the festive season...

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous10 January 2012 at 14:46

    Brilliant - I sang along - even my cats enjoyed it...

    ReplyDelete
  7. Richard Dale11 January 2012 at 03:27

    Hi there Jo! Richard from Human Kinetics here, I’d just like to say we loved your blog.
    Human Kinetics is one of the largest publishers of running and fitness books and have a new title out that we thought would be of interest to you and your readers.
    Breathing muscle training has helped elite athletes gain a competitive edge for years and now Powerbreathe inventor Professor Alison McConnell makes this well-kept training secret available to everyone in her book Breathe Strong, Perform Better . If you would like a free eBook version for review purposes please let me know. You can see more about the book here>>
    http://www.humankinetics.com/products/all-products/Breathe-Strong-Perform-Better?beenCurRedir=1&ActionType=2_SetCurrency&CurrencyCode=1
    If you are interested drop me an email at richardd@hkeurope.com and I’ll organise your free e-book.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous12 January 2012 at 14:57

    great post!

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)