Thursday, 12 January 2012

Sick note: day 12

Dear Janathon Welfare Officer,
Joanna was unable to run today because she:
* had a headache
* had run out of running clothes
* spent the entire day in the emergency clinical assessment unit at the hospital
* had too much chocolate cake
* was possibly suffering from a pulmonary embolism which possibly could ruin your day or your life
* you really don't want to know
* her garmin was out of charge
Yours sincerely
Joanna's Mum

JOKEATHON: Who do mice pray to?? .. CHEESUS!
VITAL STATS
Squats:10
Miles:0
Chest xrays:1
ECG: 1
Blood dodged:2 litres (not mine)
Pounds lost in car park: £6
Cross contamination avoidance: LEGENDARY (at the moment)
Possible MRSA contracted: The jury's still out
Cheese sandwiches:1
Coffees:1

6 comments:

  1. Oh my! I hope you feel better soon! You are more than welcome to have some of my janathon miles, not that there are many!

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  2. Whoa there! Take it easy. At least you can laugh about it now, but take care, seriously, do you hear me? Hope it's all OK.

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  3. That is taking the festival of excuses to extremes. I hope you get/got the all clear.

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  4. Jo, you are NOT making me laugh today. You're scaring the beCheesus out of me! I hope to hear some GOOD news about this soon, in all seriousness. Meanwhile, take very good care! XOXO, Heidi

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  5. A possible pulmonary embolism (couldn't you have chosen a shorter infliction to type) and a hospital cheese sandwich! Well I hope the former doesn't become reality and the latter can seriously damage you're health! Take care Jo x

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  6. oh dear I hope you are OK

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